Monday, August 28, 2006


Probably got the worst start in my life today.

Alright, your Monday might be pretty blue, but mine is brown as I came pretty close to crapping in my pants this morning! I got one hell of time holding back the liquidified shit from Choa Chu Kang to Simei MRT station. Yep do ur maths thats an hour of train ride I mind you. Now stop worshipping me even though I did manage to hold back the tides of hell and empty my bowels with comfort in the toilet at my workplace.

It might be due to the coffeeI took in the morning I guess. As there's no other pretty good reason that best explains the sudden upburst of shit within me. 'Theoretically', I would have thought its all in the mind, that its Monday, and I'll naturally feel like shit. But then after sometime, I started to conclude, that 'Practically', I really gonna shit. I squeezed my butthole so tight then every senses of my body went cold in the long run. I feel so sick, cold, uneasy, and memories start to flood into me, and hallucinations of me being arrested for shitting in public. No, not that it's illegal to shit in the MRT train. I've checked, they only have 'No Smoking', 'No Eating/Drinking' and 'No flammable liquid/gas'. They never mention anything about 'No shitting' what. I'm just pretty worried I might be arrested for 'killing' someone. Yes, the stench of evil could be so strong and it's not for the faint hearted.
And to hell with those birds which got in my way during my pathetic 15 minutes brisk walk from Simei station to my workplace. ! I had to keep mumbling "Birds birds go away! Before I shit on you~ please go away!" to actually get the message across how dangerous predicament they are in for hindering my pathway.

Guess all my bad luck being flushed down the aisleway since then. Looking from all aspects right now, my day has been good thus far. And thank you dear. Without our combined prayers, I guess I wouldn't been able to make it. Even though, atlast, I guess God do not care or could be bothered to remove the shit from us when we need him the most.



No second thoughts bout this.

This ought to be my shittest post ever.