Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Why must mornings like this be always ruined by shit, morons and such?

As you know, morning train rides are always congested and most of the time we might be forced to stand in areas which we would never wish to be, like me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not even complaining about the MRT here.

Like I said, I'm kinda forced to stand infront this particular plump, 'tak chantik' (not pretty, Ugly) Malay girl through my ride from Choa Chu Kang to Simei. Not that I'm eavdropping, but she's listening to 'Unfaithful' by Raihana. Yes, it's indeed a nice song. And how nice of her to let all of us in cabin 1016(yeah I did look at the cabin number) to listen to it as well. I sensed something awry just three minutes later.

With the chorus goes "I don't want to do this anymore~", it isn't that hard to know it's that song she's listening to yet again. I was like, "Okie, she loves this song, so maybe she's playing it all over again."

By the fifth consecutive time, I'm pretty piffed by that verse "I don't want to do this anymore~" already. I'm on the verge of yelling back, "Don't want to do then don't want to do lah! Shut your trap up! Stop singing! For God sake, I'm in need of another song!".

God truly answer to our prayers in the most wonderful way. By the eighth, a guy came aboard from Commonwealth MRT station, and stood on my left. Yeah, picture this, the girl is sitting infront of me, with him on my left. He's listening to my favourite song - Beep by Pussycat Dolls. I was like, "Wow, thank God at least I could divert myself to this song at the very least!".

I regretted immediately as things couldn't be far worse only three minutes later, when I came to realise this equivalent moronic pea brain dork seems to have ONLY this song on his handphone as well.

By the time both of these morons alight at Tanah Merah interchange, that gorgeous bitch had clocked 16 times playback of 'Unfaithful' and that dork 7 times of 'Beep', leaving me wiping off the foam from the rims of my mouth.

The moral of the story is this - Becareful what you wish for.

This might not be realistic but the very next time I get to meet these two morons again, I'm not gonna wish for a new song.

But for their earpieces to explode inside their very ears itself.