Monday, December 04, 2006
I've learnt that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learnt that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learnt that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learnt that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learnt that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learnt that you can keep vomitting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learnt that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities

I've learnt that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take it's place!

I've learnt that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in my house, one
of the kids did it.

I've learnt that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Life is... tough shit.